Gay, Ga.

Who knew that in a state that is so fervently anti-ass sex, there would actually be a destination names Gay, Ga? Need proof that such a place really exist?
Well just check out http://www.hometownlocator.com/City/Gay-Georgia.cfm and see for your self.

Now with that out of the way I can carry on with my blogging. I was so inspired by the terrific blogs of others that I felt compelled to update my own. So I started with a new template, which is basically the old one with new colors. Spiffy, huh? I love that other people blog in such an effortless way, or at least that is the way it reads. My post always seem so contrived, mainly because I spend ample time talking about f*ing posting. Gawh!

Maymester is finally over and I couldn't be more bored. Actually I have one more day to go before it is over, but I already feel this looming sense of boredom. Summer is here, with mornings that are as cold as November, and I don't have much planned. Sure, I will have a few sporadic dinners with friends and pre-planned trips to Wolly-World, but really, nothing. There have been plans for some sort of road trip, maybe Willacoochie, but not sure what is going to become of that. I would like to do something if it's nothing but toss cow turds in Ocilla.

I have come to the conclusion that I need to find someone. I have long been free of my teenage infatuation, obsession, and endless craving for men and recently graduated from the state of lasciviousness that followed. I am now at a place in my life that leaves me desiring the attention and companionship of a man. No particular sort of man, so long as he is taller than me, chops wood in the morning, works all day, has the perfect amount chest hair, amazing pecs, huge...hands, and likes to dominate, he will do! But seriously, I hear about the wonderful people my other friends are meeting and to be honest, it makes me want to "bite off their knee-caps!" No, I am happy for them, so long as it never works out and they end up miserable. Good Luck guys! You know who you are.

So many of my friends have either moved off or are in the process of doing so. This saddens me deeply. I know that I am super cool and have the ability to befriend even Satan, but I am going to miss them and am already feeling the early symptoms of withdrawal. College is so much different than high school, its better! I made friends in high school and cared for many of them, but they all seemed to be somewhat superficial. In college I have formed genuine bonds with people and made deep connections founded on concrete likes and interests. Therefore, it is much more difficult to say goodbye to those friends. I love you all!

I need money. There is nothing more to say about that...just send me some. Email me for the address. Thanks.

Oh yeah, I recently started using myspace and I love it. http://www.myspace.com/ordinarymuse. It is a cool place to meet people and a good way to keep in touch with previously mentioned departees. I am mostly interested in the creative aspect of the program. It allows you ample creative freedom to style your space the way you like. Where as with blogspot, I didn't, and still don't after numerous attempts, know how to add a picture to my blog. Someone tell me. Please!

Well...I think that about wraps it up for me. I am sleepy, seeing as how for the past 3 weeks I have had to get up at 6 AM daily to go to a stupid art class...a class that you may recall from past entries, a class that I failed and had to retake to graduate. Yeah. It sucks frog ass.

Until next year, or whenever I feel like posting again, later.

P.S. Don't you hate it, or think you would hate it, when someone goes to take a dump in the bathroom when you are already late for school and need to take a shower and already have you towel and shit in the bathroom and they see it and shit anyways....yeah, me too!