I hope you all overdose on the wonerfulness that is...Jacoba Queenie!

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Daniel Beddingfield still does it for me!

My lord, the Chicken Parmesan at Ruby Tuesday's is delicious. I scarffed that mess down in record time. Plus I ate about a fourth of Sam's pasta with broccoli...lord it was so effing good. That was a fun night, Friday night. We ate, and by we I mean, Mark, Drew, KT, Justin Lewis, Sam, Ashley, and I, then we went to Ashley's house and did nothing for like an hour until the rain let up.

I like rain. Just rain. No thunder and lightening. I can do with out all the bells and whistles. Rain is calming and wonderful. There is a smell in the air after it rains. Sometimes that smell is the scent of old Mexican food coming from the dumpster behind El Potro's, but other times it is the smell of, well, rain I guess. It seems that I can breathe easier after a shower, of rain that is.

Why do people love Wal-Mart so freaking much? I love it too, but I wonder if people realize what Wal-Mart has done to our small town? Do they realize that it has put numerous small businesses to death? In the words of Allan Jackson...it has "Killed the little man!" Not that the little man ever sold anything that I wanted to buy, but still...how is the little man making a living these days? I think I saw him outside the Flash Food’s the other day asking for change. I was going to give him a few cents, but I remembered that I had just bought a snicker's ice-cream bar at Wal-Mart. It's a vicious cycle.

Blogging is fun, only because I know how to do things behind the scenes. I know just enough about html that I can go in and change small things. I don't want to become a computer geek, well, not unless I can achieve Bill Gate's status or something. But I do enjoy the feeling of accomplishment that I have after having created something new. Knowledge, however trivial it may be, is a good thing.

Boredom Sucks!

I need money. I can't wait until Friday when I get paid. I bought that stupid TV, that big-ass 27" TV. Flat screen, mind you. A TV that I didn't need. Why the hell are we such greedy people? So wasteful with our money. Some poor child in [Insert African Country Here] could have used that TV. I am taking it back tomorrow. I can watch porn on my old 19" just fine.

Oh, tonight was fun. Me and Sam went and ate at...I mean looked around at K-Mart. Not to offend anyone, but that place is like the Terri Schiavo of the retail world. Why don't they go ahead and pull that plug? What does it have to offer that the Almighty Wal-Mart doesn't? Come to think of it...Wal-Mart and K-mart should have a cage fight to see stays and who has to go. One could tell the other…“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us!” Sorry…I was thinking about an old western I once had to watch with my father, against my will. But yeah, I would attend!

After that, Sam and I rode around in my truck singing to the Backstreet boys, Daniel Beddingfield, and OMG...what...WICKED...by request!?! Sam actually took the initiative and put it in. She's caught the bug! It was fun. Since it rained today, SGC was flooded and we rode around campus looking at all the standing water. We briefly contemplated going and buying a pool float and jumping in, then I realized I was on the rag. Seriously...there was an old rag in my shorts...I had been sitting on it all day long. I guess I didn't see it in there when I took my shorts out the dryer.

**Note to self: Check all articles of clothing for bathing paraphernalia before leaving the house. **

We ate at El Potro’s and went to Wal-Mart. See what I mean? It's addictive! We purchased an ass-load of junk food: a chocolate cake, cookies, chips and dip, string cheese and ice-cream and went to KT's house and ate it while watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That is a great movie. Very witty. I recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it!

I think I am beginning to feel the affects of that string cheese...yeah...that's it...ok...Until next time my loyal readers...merry christmas to all and to all a good...gotta go!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I greatly resent that you would refer to an AFRICAN country in your moment of philanthropic guilt Jacob. Asians are poor too. So are many South Americans, Carribeans and Europeans and buggery Americans for that matter. But Africa just jumps to the forefront of the mind when poverty is broached now doesn't it? How bloody fabulous.

Sunday, July 31, 2005 1:51:00 AM

 
Blogger Ordinary Muse said...

wow...and the shame sets in! sorry my dear. I will try and mend this situation.

Sunday, July 31, 2005 1:55:00 AM

 
Blogger justin said...

HA. Great post. =D

Sunday, July 31, 2005 11:12:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was a great post. lol. lord help me, something is wrong...i even laughed a little bit.

sam

Sunday, July 31, 2005 12:40:00 PM

 
Blogger Ordinary Muse said...

Thank you all. Glad I could provide you with some momentary entertainment.

Sunday, July 31, 2005 6:54:00 PM

 

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