I hope you all overdose on the wonerfulness that is...Jacoba Queenie!

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Stop, In the name of boredom...

BORED OUT OF MY FREAKING MIND.

Sitting here at the college doing these stupid centerpieces for the 100 year celebration. The first one was fun because I got to be all creative, but now this whole assembly line thing isn't working for me.

For a brillant centerpiece you will need:
-clear vase
-clear marbles
-gold, foil stuff
-old cds
-votive candles
-blue and gold foil star crap

Step 1: Fill vase with clear marbles.
Step 2: Tape 7 gold, foil things together and stick in the vase with the marbles.
Step 3: Add some gold and blue foil stars to the other gold crap so that it sorta
looks like fireworks...(ha, not at all people!)
Step 4: Tape 7 old cd's, shiny side up, into a flower shape.
Step 4: Put the vase full of 'fireworks' in the center of the cd flower.
Step 5: Put three votive candles around the vase.
Step 6: (optional) Put some clear easter grass looking mess around the base of
the vase along with some clear used christmas ornaments.

and voila! you have a handy-dandy center piece for you next centennial celebration.

The NEW footballers arrived last Sunday. They’re not as friendly and therefore not as hot as the old ones. They do, however, speak to me more. I have some old beer at my house and a few pills. We’ll see what happens.

Ok, well Pete is back and so that means it’s time for gold stars and other shit again. I’ll update later about more mundane things. Toodles.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

there are two step 4s....


let me see you 1,3 step.

ahahahaha. you need help with numbers.



sam

Wednesday, August 03, 2005 8:06:00 PM

 

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